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Chronology
2082
Human cloning is first legalized in Holland.
2100-2130
The Earth's oceans reform when melting polar ice leads to a 37-meter increase in global sea level and nearly 2.85 billion casualties. The Caribbean Sea and Atlantic Ocean become the Cariblantic; the Pacific and Indian Oceans become the Pacifidian.
2112
The Antiquated Media Laws are passed.
2138
In 2138, Dr. Hans Oleo and a team of genetic engineers successfully create a human clone of Dr. Oleo. The clone murders Dr. Oleo and most of his team.
2173
Engineering of the lunar biosphere begins. After a protracted bidding war which results in 353 casualties, the engineering contract is awarded to Quad Bionetics of New Sydney, Australia.
2177
Human error leads to a density overflow in mass producer engines being used on the Moon. On Earth, this causes massive tidal waves which lead to more than 450 million casualties. On the Moon, a shift in the lunar rotational axis occurs, causing the polar regions of the moon to endure near perennial sunshine.
2177-2200
The Great Famine: traditional food sources become extremely scarce. Many starving humans are forced to sustain themselves on their domesticated animals.
2247
The second incidence of sapient artificial intelligence occurs.
2249
The first successful creation of a human clone that isn't evil, Barry Paxfeld; eugenics-based systems quickly become the primary form of all plant and animal species production on the Earth.
2250
The Council for a New Tomorrow is given complete governmental control over the planet Earth.
The Council for a New Tomorrow begins lunar colonization efforts anew. The Council for a New Tomorrow institutes Robot Time. The Council for a New Tomorrow decrees that newer generations of sapient A.I. should not be designed more than once every ten cycles.
2251
The Council for a New Tomorrow passes legislation enabling the manufacture of pet-bots.
2260
The Council for a New Tomorrow conglomerates all celebrations on or around the winter solstice (included Hanukkah, Christmas, Ramadan and Kwanzaa) into one single celebration called Holiday Eve.
2275
Most solid foods are banned.
2302
The DrinkPod, a device which converts energy into liquid matter, is invented by molecular engineer Percy von Shiffinerer. The reactor cores on numerous DrinkPods malfunction, leading to approximately 2 million casualties and the quarantining of the city of Helsinki until 3550.
2333
The Odormeter is invented by an unknown engineer working for Har-D-Har Labs, a manufacturer of practical joke materials. Har-D-Har Labs recalls all Odormeters and discontinues the product after it causes nearly 4000 asphyxiation deaths.
2338
An independent research and development robot named Kelvin-88 reverse engineers an Odormeter, transforming it into an intake device. Coupled with olfactory sensors so powerful that they can even smell fear, the odormeter becomes the de facto in local emission detection.
2370
A brutal war between clashing factions in the Middle East is resolved when the Council for a New Tomorrow rules that rightful land claims would be decided by way of the game show "Spot The Whore!".
2410
The robot Pinel-5 creates emoticonvention, a system of psychiatric treatment. It is fully endorsed by the Council for a New Tomorrow and put into practice approximately 8 nanoseconds after its conception.
2450
The XP-18 Vid-Pod is released to incredible hype; its initial success is in large part due to the fact that it is packaged in multiple colors and comes included with a cute but legally non-binding ownership certificate.
2466
Certifichips are made mandatory for any robots, humans or devices operating in any field of science.
2468
The Journal of Ontological Bioscience publishes Dr. Jonas Voight-Schnapp's seminal study, “Humans Are Not As Schmart As They Think They Are, Therefore Humans Are Schtupid.”
2476
Siegfried Heimlich, one of the world’s foremost mechanical engineers, mysteriously disappears; a series of technically savvy clones are created based upon his DNA.
2494
The Prank Call War causes society trillions of credits; the instigators, Curtis McManus and Melanie Complex, remain at large.
2506
The XP-35 Vid-Pod is released to critical acclaim.
2507
Hal Humbridge starts a new job on the moon.
2508
The XP-38 Vid-Pod is released to critical acclaim.
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